Thicc hot dogs
The last place you want to find a spider
It needs a lift, but in the end there's just a lot of stairs.
Jokes on him. I sleep in a real car.
The first guy says “My wife is an angel!”



The other says “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
He was preying upon kids.
Because it's missing two towers.
a USB!
When she sat on Walmart, the price went down.
9/11 survivors. They can go through over a 100 stories in 10 seconds!
Because it's the scenter.
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?

A drunk friend is liability...

But

A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset....
Got Bitch slapped by a fish