LAZARUS!

What?!

LAZY!

Ayyy! Fuck you!

Shut the fuck up! You see this!

Ow! Don't hit me with that!

This is my fucking arm!

You see my fucking side! Stabbed me like a fucking kabob!

Shut the fuck up idiot. Your turn now.

HEY! I SAW HER FIRST!

THEN GO AND FUCKING RISE FROM THE FUCKING GRAVE NOW!

Alright! You have the fucking good shit?

Yes. Make it look good. You have three arms now. It grew back. My head is bleeding. His isn't.

Didn't you leave the arm on there?

Yeah but I lost mine. Have it here.

Fuck. Which one is real? Which one is fake?

I don't remember. Does it matter? They both look real. What did you make it out of?

Molding. Clay. And some... uhhh...

What did you mold it out of.

Uhhhhh....

Wow. That's smart. Hmmm....

Oh shit. That's a good idea.

Do you think she will let us?

Does she even know about us?

Bro. Of course she does. It's fucking obvious.

Dude. Okay. Go out there. Literally, I can make you fly away.

No shit?

Yeah. Alright. The cuts are all healed. Arms grown back. His cuts are in the side.

Hmmmm....

This is ridiculous. Doesn't seem possible at all! We have left props all over the place!

Well. Shit. Yo-Yo?

Hmmm. That will work.

Alright. But seriously, I actually did die for a bit there. When they took me down... Dude. Shit was unreal. Shit was whack. Totally Heaven bro.

For real?

Yeah bro. Ascended to Heaven. Straight up. Not even lying. It was beautiful... There was Angel. I loved her.

Who was it?

Your girlfriend bro!
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